Tale 53 - A Cracking Nose!
The Sassy Princess likes having the same colour hair as her dad. The Prince of Tales likes having blue eyes like his dad. However, all of my children, including the Gucci Princess and the Prince of Charms do not want my nose! It’s big, and a little bit crooked! “Did you have a big nose when you were born?” Asked the Sassy Princess. “No, surprisingly I did not come out of the womb with a Pinocchio nose” I replied. “It grow over time, so there is still time for you!” The Sassy Princess grabbed her nose with horror! Her face in shock at the thought of her nose growing to the size of her dad’s! The Prince of Tales, as usual, was a bit for more studious in his approach. “Why is it a little bit bent?” He asked. “I broke it when I was 40.” I replied. “Tell us how!” They both asked. And a nose tale began. At 40, you shouldn’t be playing football, especially when you have a plastic leg! I still was. It was a Saturday in 2009 and I was playing a match in Wakefield. The Dancing Queen ...
